i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore
When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”
I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t
imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day
my dad is sooo sneaky omfg. he called my friend’s dad to ask if there was actually a dinner today to see if i was lying bout going to one.
tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk